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Date: March 10, 2003
Topic: Vietnam 2?
Edit: I originally wrote this article for Bad-Lands, and I wasn't going to post in on this site. However I felt that with the tremendous feedback from the visitors of Bad-Lands that it is a topic that needs to be addressed. Regular juvenille updates will be back in no time.
I'd like to be serious for a second and talk about something that has come to my attention. With war hours, days, weeks away, many people are protesting harder than ever to try and stop the war. Which is fine, I am pro war, but that is not what this post is all about. It is about coming together as one and accepting whatever ends up happening. If we go to war, we need to support our troops, when they are there and when they get back. We don't need to have another Vietnam, it is our troop’s job to fight if told to do so, and they are fighting for you whether you want them to or not. Protest all you want, but when the war starts, don't look down upon those that are fighting to keep this country a free and safe place to live, rather thank them and give them support for being brave enough to go into battle and continue to fight to keep our freedom, and fight against those who are trying to endanger that freedom.
On another note, Bush is our elected president until at least the year 2004. He was elected meaning he won, because he was better than the other candidates. We elected him because; he was in some people's point of view someone that would do a good job. As president, he has to make very difficult decisions, and had to be president through some tough times (9-11, and Iraq), he is doing what he feels is best for us. Cut the guy some slack, I mean I'm pretty sure it is a tough job to be president, and I'm sure he is not trying to make everyone hate him. He is doing what is right in his mind, and what he feels is right for the American Citizens. I agreed completely with Bad's catch 22 article. The man does not need to be critized for everything he does. We need to stand behind what he is doing, protest if you want, but at least be civil about, signs like "Move Bush get out the way, Get out the way Bush" are absurd.
I guess what I'm getting at here is that, this does not need to be another Vietnam come home for the soldiers. We also need to unite as Americans, and realize that we live in a free country and countries that try to go against that or threaten that in some shape need to be dealt with on some level, whether it be peaceful or not. Whatever way our president decides to do things, we need to stand united as Americans, and support each other and those who make those difficult decisions.
Date: March 3, 2003
Topic: Olsen Twins have been naked from the start...
Edit: These pictures are not real, they are parodies, they are not child porn, however if putting their faces on the bodies is still illegal please contact me and I will remove them. Am I in Violation?
So the other day I'm searching google, and I came across an Olsen Twins picture. Now I don't know about you guys but the Olsen Twins are pretty popular amongst male penises. However no one has ever really shown the evolution of the Olsen Twins... Until Now!!!
You see the twins started out quite innocent on the show Full House, where Bob Saget raised them, and off camera molested them. They were the cute little girls with one liners that rocked the audience's socks off.
Eventually for some strange reason Full House eventually died, except for the reruns that you see all the time and the Olsen Twins had to wait for some new work to come around. Eventually they got some work and have made numerous films and are now worshipped by 40 year old men who if given the opportunity would stick their wrinkly penis' in the twins ears. However they are now big time stars with numerous count downs on website till they are the ripe age of 18.That last picture is where the Olsen Twins went wrong. You see they were making sweet PG movies and were ever so popular among parents of children 8-12, now after posing for that picture that are only popular among penis' 12 to Impotence, even men in nursing homes (with a little help of viagra) are still using them as a visual image (who says Alzheimer makes you forget everything). Since this turning point the Olsen's have been debating what to due with their careers, they can no longer star in PG movies and aren't exactly ready for Ganbang Sisters Vol. 5 so what are they doing now.
They are working round the clock to be the best strip twister pair ever. I recently spoke with Mary Kate and this is what she had to say "We are finally getting to express who we really are, we have always been closest strip twister competitors but now with our careers no longer existent we can finally focus on what we really like to do", Ashley also added her two cents "Were making more money now with selling our training photos than we ever did with any of our movies" I asked if there was any movie comeback and this is what they had to say "We are going to be making a comeback in 2 years and you will see our asses in Anal Intruders Vol. 7 and starring in our own film, Sisterly Love". There you have it folks, the .com biography of the Olsen Twins. For those of you who wish to find more of the Olsen’s in the flesh visit Naked Olson Twins
And for further reading material check out TSGX.Net Vulture Culture Mental Ernie IWANGF Metal Militia and Wasted Network and once again Drunk and Disorderly
Date: February 24, 2003
Topic: What are you def?
Well I started my spring term over at the lovely Cal State Stanislaus. It hasn't been too bad so far, but rather interesting. I don't know how many of you have had a class with a def person, but I am fortunate enough to have a class with one. It is really hard to focus, when you have some lady doing sign for the def person, it is really interesting to watch the lady beat the shit out of her chest. Anyways, we were having a group discussion the other day, and of course it was about war with Iraq. Well I put in my two cents and how I thought Bush was right, and that he was a good president, well the def guy Jim, decides that I'm wrong and makes a joke about my view and so the entire class laughs, I believe the class laughed to make him feel good, but than I realized that if no one laughed he wouldn't know it either way...
Well being that there is 2 hot girls, that I hadn't blown my shot with, I got pretty pissed that the def guy made a joke about me. So the last few classes I have taken it upon myself to get my sweet revenge. I knew I couldn't get revenge in front of everybody, so I decided to be his partner for the last couple of days, to regain my pride. Take for instance tonight, we paired up in our groups and immediately I went over to his desk so I could begin the fun. As I was walking up to his desk, I decided to whisper sweet nothings in his ear, these sweet nothings consisted of "Hey def guy I bet your penis is real small" and "I bet you like little kids you sick def fuck", and what did he do about it, nothing. I proceeded through our group time to make fun of him as much as possible. Well I think one time he read my lips, because he went into this symbolic beating of the chest sign language, and was doing it so hard and fast that he was breathing like a 450 pound chick that just walked 3 flights of stairs, and his mouth was making some really strange noises.
About that time the sign language lady interrupted what he was saying and told everyone out loud, that I had called his mom a bad name (I only called her a filthy slut), but anyway I got some really hateful type of looks from the rest of the class, as I was returning to my seat because the stupid def guy refused to work with me anymore. However as I was walking away, I "pretended" I dropped my pencil and as I was going down to pick it up I told him "Your mom sucks dick for a living you def queer, go get a hearing aid". I think some people caught onto what I was doing because I got even more glares. Since I now, (for the umpteenth time) had blown my chance with any girl in the class (even the fat 250 pound she man was glaring at me) I decided my mission was not over. After class was out I began stalking my victim like a vulture waiting for the perfect time to strike. It just so happened we were both walking to the same parking lot (can def guys drive?), anyways I pulled my hood over my head, and ran right up to his ear and screamed as loud as I could (he never heard me coming) and started to run off, but stopped because I wanted to get the point that I hated him across, and gave him some sigh language he might understand.
Next time, I'm going to beat him down, little pussy handicapped people.Sexy Sara Comments
Date: February 17, 2003
Topic: Save the Kittens
So I've been trying to find good ways to meet girls, or at least be able to stare at hot ones in as little clothing as possible. I thought about hanging out at the pools but after the first couple of days, I realized girls don't hang out by the pools during the winter, anyone know when this started? So after talking to some people I came up with the next possible thing... I am going to join yoga. Yes yoga not only are there going to be girls wearing workout clothes (which usually means hardly anything) but they will be bending over in front of me and all of them will be somewhat limber which is a plus if I ever get them in the sac. I went and checked it out one day, and I found the girl I'm going to spit my game too, but the only problem is where she is in the Yoga class. You see I wanted to be behind her so I can stare at her ass all day, and well when meditation time comes it would help me have some great happy thoughts.
That is the ass I would like to be starting at, and well you see she is against the wall which is my problem. I have thought of many was of trying to overcome this obstacle, for example I thought if I get their early I could take her usual spot but than she could just go down farther against the wall which would defeat the purpose. So what I'm asking all of you do is go to Cheap Tickets buy a plane ticket fly down here and take up the whole back wall with me and we can all stare at that ass all day long. However if any of you try spittin game to my girl I pull out my gat and bust a cap fo sho nigga, that is my visual image, bitch. Be sure to check out Drunk and Disorderly. Now go buy those tickets.
Date: February 10, 2003
Topic: We no longer fingerpaint!
I want to take you all back in time, to 1st grade. Yes a wonderful time for all of us, chasing girls, playing swords, being the helper for the day, show and tell (of course I always brought a fat sack of weed and nap time was off the hook), but lets get back to the main focus of the story. Back than finger-painting was the coolest thing around, it was cooler than MC Hammer, better than Vanilla Ice, and almost as good as playing house. I was extremely talented at finger-painting; I mean Van Gogh didn't have shit on me. Well one day, we were supposed to finger-paint the rainbow (back than it wasn't associated with anything but lucky charms), and I was down for the task at hand. Ms. Johnson, my first grade teacher, was handing out the proper materials, blue paint, red paint, purple pain, green paint, yellow paint, and of course big brushes, small brushes, medium sized brushes, everything a first grader would need (unless you rode the short bus, because than you would need a lot more, but that is a different topic). Ms. Johnson came to my table, and was passing out the colors, when she looked at me and said "Well looks like were out of all the colors besides black, looks like you'll have to paint something else", to a first grade Van Gogh this was devastating, not only did I not get to show, Erica (she was the hottie of the 1st grade) how good I could paint rainbows, but the only color I had was black.
Not to be disrupted by this setback, I decided I would make the Ms. Johnson a special finger painting and win over all the hunnies. I still can't believe that the Aide snapped this picture at the right time.
Man you should have seen the look on Ms. Johnson, at first I thought she was amazed that I knew how to spell so well, but I think when she asked the meaning of the word and I didn't hesitate with telling her exactly what it meant, that is when she became amazed. Not only was I a master artist but also, a dictionary and a thesaurus (when asked what the meaning was I rattled off some like terms). My parents were amazed at how I learned such words (I never rode the bus again). Also needless to say after this historic moment, finger-painting was canceled for the rest of the year. But the legend still lives on.
Date: February 3, 2003
Topic: Hey guys wait up!!!
Being that I'm not the coolest kid on the block and have trouble hitting it off with the opposite sex (yes I know that is a surprise), I decided I needed to come up with a plan to get some lady friends, and just some friends in general. I knew this task...ok undertaking would take something out of the ordinary, and could not be accomplished in one day, and would be a trial and error process. My first idea was to change my style of clothing... and I mean who dresses cooler than Nelly? So I went down to my local Wal-Mart, and looked for some Air Force Ones, however come to find out Wal-Mart doesn't carry Air Force Ones. But they did carry these
So I got my new kicks (I learned that is black person talk for shoes...) and went outside, stompin' in my Converse All-Stars. I think the kids on my block are either not in with the new style or got jealous of my All-Stars with the flames, because they kept calling me a flamer, and would throw rocks at me when I left the house in my All-Stars. None the less I stopped stomping in my All-Stars and decided to try my luck at something else.
I thought really hard and remembered that everybody was bling blingin' these days. So I went to the Flea Market, and talked the stupid Mexican down to 20 dollars, for this ice!!!
Yeah that’s right I paid 20 dollars for a real platinum money symbol with diamonds, man did I rip him off... Anyway I was rockin my ice one night, at a dance club, and wouldn't you know it that when I started sweating my ice turned green, and the platinum faded away. I guess that is what happens to platinum after 2 days or so Chino tells me.
The last thing and most expensive thing to do was get a new ride. There was nothing wrong with the car I had, so it was a little hard convincing my parents to let me sell my car and get something new. But boy was it worth it, I mean I was going to give up after my ice turned green, but good thing I didn't because a new ride was all I needed. I went to the Flea Market again, and talked with Chino (he is our neighborhood cheap ass Mexican), anyways Chino hooked me up with a phat ride.
Yeah now everywhere I go, people just stop and stare, I saw some girl the other day and I said "Holla Back Youngin" (I heard that is the best line), and her mouth just dropped, she was speechless. Some guys were making fun of my new ride, but I new they were just playa hatin. I haven't got any numbers yet from the ladies, it seems that when I try to talk to them they just keep walking faster, I think it’s because they want to go home and tell all their friends about my ride. New Ride + Ebonics = Pimp Playa.
Date: January 31, 2003
Topic: Beat Down
I didn't lose my balls, but I'm going to lose my mind. Why you ask? Well because of some people in my class that should be shot down or beaten like Rodney King.
Why should they be put through such an extreme beating....because they whisper. Yeah they whisper, and I don't know about the rest of you but when your in the middle of class and the teacher is talking or showing an example of how to do something and out of no where you hear little whipers it is really annoying. I mean if your going to talk that by all means talk but don't whisper, because with whispering you get the little snake hiss, sounds to go along with it. Especially if your two guys don't whisper your homo erotic fantasies during class, wait till your in your own private home. Some of you might be saying right about now "Well whispering makes it so no one else here's your conversation", well dipshit I can still hear your conversation and the gay sounds you make while whispering. So open up your mouth like you do for your boyfriend (male or female whisperers both have boyfriends) and talk like a normal human being. Also a related topic don't answer your cell phone and whisper a conversation to someone on the other end. A. They are going to have to have you repeat what you said 20 times before they make out your whispers for a sentence, and B. Your not P Diddy, you don't need to be on your cellphone when your in class. Those of you who feel like I do, I will be picketing against whispering on the 2nd of February, at Cal State University Stanislaus.
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Alrighty that's a rap, next time you here someone whispering don't be afraid to call them a pussy and punch them in the face...
Date: January 29, 2003
Topic: Beeooch
Well I have 30 minutes till Jimmy Kimmel Live so here it goes. Have you guys ever notice that when you talk with your friends we always rate a girls hottness based on "would you hit it" "would you do her...from the front or back", no... well I didn't really notice either until today. Their is a hot girl in my class who knows she is hot so she likes to be one of those girls that are like "God I look horrible in this shirt". So today she says "Am I ugly" to a girl nearby and the girl turns to me and says "Well do you think she is ugly"? Being one with the girls, I knew the answer to this was simply "Yeah I'd hit it...with the lights on."
Yeah after I spit the mad game the girl proceeded to get up and slap the shit out of me, in fron of oh I don't know... 30 people. And this was no soft, next time you say something like that I'll cut off your balls slap, this was a if there wasn't any witnesses I would cut off your balls. After I got bitch slapped I pretty much came to realization that I didn't have a chance with this girl. So I did the next best thing...I got revenge. She was of course wearing a skirt today and I thought up the bright idea that I would trip her and let everyone that "doesn't accidentally drop their pencil" get a look at her underwear. I realized the smartest thing to do was make it so it was as class was ending so I could make a safe exit and save my balls. The teacher had finished up his lecture and said "I'll see you tomorrow", to which I proceeded to wait for the girl to mosy her bitch ass up to the front, and than I got up and pretended I didn't see her and cut her off in the middle of stride and she ate dirt or wait carpet. Everyone laughed hysterically and my pride was back, however I do not know if my balls will still be intact tomorrow because if looks could kill I would be dead. I think that if I try to make a truce I might be able to save them however, I was thinking about going about it this way.Me: Let's make a truce Is it worth it, I'll tell you tomorrow...
Her: I'd rather have your balls
Me: Sorry about what I said yesterday
Her: Really?
Me: Yeah I meant to say I would do you with the lights off beeoch.
(At this point call me John Bobbit)
Date: January 28, 2003
Topic: Its nice to be back
Hey boys and girls, have you missed me? That is good sorry about the downtime I was switching host and it took longer than expected. I'm going to rant a little bit here so if you don't want to hear it than skip it. Why is it that people think because they belong to something special, do something special or have something special that they are superior to others? For example I work at a country club, and some of the members there think they are such badasses to be apart of such a club, when really its not that big of a deal. Rat bastards I will kill them.
Thanks for all the comments on the little story below, the kid called the next night and wanted to go blaze it, but we said no because their is no way I'm taking a kid to the hospital for supposedly OD'ing on weed, I will let him die...
Now for the big surprise, over the time I have been away, I have been collecting and creating a nice little gallery for you all to view. So without further ado...
Click the picture to be taken to the gallery
I hope you have hours of joy with that, I sure as hell had fun collecting them, but it is not done it is only beginning. I'm trying to work on a new update for the site, but so far that is a big negative. If anyone wants to make one for me that would be super. Expect some changes though, but hopefully the gallery will keep you busy for a few days or until the changes get made. I just now found out that my site was working again so, this is a half ass post just telling you to check out the gallery hopefully tomorrow I'll be back to full speed.
Date: January 21, 2003
Topic: Can you OD from this....
Alright so its story time, wahooo... Alright so anyways the other night me, my friend matt, and some kid I know named blake decided that since none of us had smoked the wacky tabaccy in awhile we would hit it up and sneak into the movie theaters. So we go to our local pharmacy and get a $15 dollar blunt and head to the movie theater. We get there and spark up that fatty and start hot boxing it in my truck, and after a good 20min of rotation and what not we kill the blunt and head into the movie theaters. Were trying to find a good way to sneak in, so we are standing outside extremley faded, and laughing at the upmost gay things, with tons of people staring at us I have a einstein thought. We walk in to the movie theaters and say "Yeah Rebecca was supposed to put us on the list..." the response was "Well your no on here..." so I countered with "Well she was supposed to call and put us on..." so the chick decides to add us on to the vip list and we start walking to the movies when bam out of no where manager comes up and says who are you related too... and I was like no one and she was like oh than can I help you and I said oh it was just that rebecca was supposed to put us on the list. So she said ok that she would have to have a talk with her and that we could go in. Meanwhile we are holding back the laughte. (mind you I dont know a rebecca). SO we start walking to some movie and we walk in on the middle of national security, and look for a seat but is is crowded as hell so we end up sitting in the front row high as a kite. The we notice we lost the kid Blake that was with us, but he calls my frien matts cellphone and we tell him our cordinates and he comes and sits in the front row. About 10 seconds later Matt is laughing hysterically and Blake is grabbing onto him with a distraught face. Than I start laughing and Blake starts grabbing him harder, and than says to Matt can you OD from this stuff, to which Matt turns to me and says he wants to know if you can OD from this stuff, me and matt start laughing hysterically so loud that everyone in the theaters knows we are jackasses and wants to kick our asses. Meanwhile Blake is freaking out and having both of us feel his heart cause he says he feels like its going to explode to which i say dude your fine just watch the movie, but he wants us to take him to the hospital. Me and Matt cant stop laughing so I decide its time to leave before we get kicked out or the cops come... So were driving toward the hospital cause this kid is extremley paranoid thinking his heart is going to explode when I say dude feel mine, and hes like dude yours is beating hella fast...faster than mine, so I said you still want me to take you to the hospital and he said yes so me and matt start flipping out cause we dont know if we can get in trouble for getting him high or whatever, so we pull in the ambulance entrance and open the door of my truck push him out and take off, and leave him at the hospital. We found out later that he was fine (of course) and his parents had to come get him hahaha. So yeah it was an extremley funny moment and a really good high till the jackass went to the hospital because I was worried they would ask who he was with and stuff but they didn't. Alright so hopefull you could follow that story if not than let me sum it up with some pictures.+ MORON =
In other gay news it seems there is some jackasses who really want to die and think that if they go to major places in Iraq that the us won't bomb them...Got news for these people no one is going to care if you die as long as Sadam get his, you will just be part of the mass of people that deserve to die Read More
I guess police don't get online much, or watch their teenage daughters type because if they did than they would be down for the smiley. Read More
"I was afraid if I won I would throw up on myself."
==Actress NIA VARDALOS looking on the bright side after not winning a Golden Globe for "My Big Fat Greek Wedding," quoted in the Los Angeles Times. Liking throwing up on themselves is something new for an actress those bolemic bitches, shit I'll give her 4 inches that she can gag on.
If this is not the most terrifying news than what is...Hispanics Now Outnumber Blacks in U.S.
(AP) - Hispanics have surpassed blacks as the nation's largest minority group, the Census Bureau said Tuesday. The Latino population grew to 37 million in July 2001, up 4.7 percent from April 2000. The black population increased 2 percent during the same period, to 36.1 million. The estimates are the Census Bureau's first statistics on race and ethnicity since results from the 2000 census were released two years ago. Read More
Now I'm not racist but I hate a lot of mexicans, I'm not talking about the American Mexicans but the Mexicans who have no idea how to live in the U.S. For example the ones who have children who open toys in the store, or when you in the check out line the little kid hits you or just runs passed you and you just want to put out your leg and trip the little son of a bitch... Yeah those are the ones I hate, a lot of my friends are mexican and they agree with me, so this being said, I'm no racist but if one of those little bitches ever tough me again and I'm going to rip of his head and shit down his neck and that is a guarntee...Bring it garapeto... Yeah so with that sad worrysome news I'm out of here, see ya soon sweetie ta ta...
Date: January 19, 2003
Topic: Dude You Are Gay....
Yeah so it has been awhile and so I have a lot in store for you. I just want to start off by saying that my team the Tampa Bay Bucs are going to the super bowl and no one can stop them. Now on to more important stuff, I didn't update friday which means there wasn't a top 10 sluts but I have that for you.Top 10 Sluts
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Enjoy those as I know you all will you sick sick perverted freaks. If you noticed I threw an extra one in there for you, now send me your credit card because you will be billed $29.99
Taking a new meaning to doggystyle. I was over at one of the sites I visit daily Crawlspace and John the webmaster over there had a link where you send it to people and they answer a bunch of sex questions and than the results get mailed to you, now this is not something I needed to have because being the evil person I am I decided to screw everyone I knew... Yeah I found out some great stuff, below are some results I recieved.Name: Nicolle ******** Now most of these people were pissed off after but there is a few things I would like to draw to your attention in case you missed it. The first girl I know and we were somewhat talking but that is besides the point did you see her response to how often she masturbates? Yeah a chick answered yes once a week to that, that is the most gnarly thing ever. She said she does it more but they didn't have an option for that. However she would not disclose what type of tool she uses.
Have they cheated before?: Yes I have and I regret it!
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No
The name:
Have they ever had sex?: Yes
Description of the experience: "Sex is great!"
First partner: Paul **********
What age did they lose it? 14
Are they gay or bisexual: Yes
What they look most for in a mate: Good teeth!
How many times a week they masturbate: Once A week
Does size matter?: Yes
Their gender: Female
Their age: 18
Received oral sex? I've been eaten out.
Given oral? Yes! I've given a blowjob!
Given oral to how many? 1 person
Name: Colin ****
Have they cheated before?: No, and I never will.
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No
The name:
Have they ever had sex?: No
Description of the experience: ""
First partner:
What age did they lose it?
Are they gay or bisexual: Yes
What they look most for in a mate: face
How many times a week they masturbate: Once a day
Does size matter?: Yes
Their gender: Male
Their age: 15
Received oral sex? Never
Given oral? Never
Given oral to how many? Never
Name: Bre'Ann
Have they cheated before?: Yes I have and I regret it!
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes
The name: brian
Have they ever had sex?: Yes
Description of the experience: "shitty"
First partner: a nobody
What age did they lose it? 15
Are they gay or bisexual: No
What they look most for in a mate: personality How many times a week they masturbate: Never
Does size matter?: No
Their gender: Female
Their age: 17
Received oral sex? I've been eaten out.
Given oral? Yes! I've given a blowjob!
Given oral to how many? 1 person
Next up is the guy, I knew this kid from counterstrike and we were in the same clan, but did you see what he answered to gay or bi sexual, he put yes... I called him on that and he said he was just joking because he knew it was a trick...... I don't think so buddy your great admit it and move on with your life You are Gay.
And next up we have the ever so famus Bre'Ann she went to the same highschool as me and slept with me and 2 of my best friends not counting the numerous others. She lied on the test she has given oral sex way more than once so she will now die of gonorreha (that was already going to happen) and rot in hell. Do you feel like taking the test Take it Here.
For all you star wars junkies out there you should be sure to check this out. And now....The Top 20 Ways to Say your Fly is Open
20) The cucumber has left the salad.
19) I can see the gun of Navarone.
18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17) You've got Windows in your laptop.
16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
13) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
12) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED...
1) I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.
For those of you who want to see more porn, tell me through emailing me and if i get enough I might put a little thing like at crawlspace where there is a weekly cam hottie but instead it would be the 10 sluts of the week if you get my drift...
You guys have been great till next time my friends, I leave you with this If you had only one match and entered a room in which there was a kerosene lamp, an oil heater, and a woodburning stove, which would you light first?
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